(feeling the ongoing pain with mr haines, who continues to grow a beard in protest at his beloved skate park not having any light or electricity...)

Date: Mon, Jun 23, 2008 at 10:37 AM
Subject: Chat with john ha

10:34 AM me: john......lights???

 john: Alas, no.

10:35 AM me: nnnnnnoooooooo

  wtf

  que pasa??

 john: We thought they'd be here on Friday but they didn't turn up

 me: oh john

 john: Apparently the fittings need changing

 me: oh come on

 john: I know

 me: fittings?!

 john: I've now been informed that the lights should arrive either today or tomorrow

 me: ok

 john: I've booked to have a shave on Saturday

10:36 AM I can't wait!

 me: wahoop!

 john: To feel the fresh air on my face once more...