the first-half of the following is an honest representation of every conversation i have ever had with john h, trying to organise a beer...

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Date: Wed, Sep 26, 2007 at 9:47 AM
Subject: Chat with john ha

me: hi john_____

john: Ahoy

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me: aloha

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john: Bonjour

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me: ciao

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john: Hello

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me: guten tag

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john: I'm running out now

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me: so when am i going to drink a pint of beer with you and your mrs?

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john: It better be soon

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me: friday?

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john: Hold on, let me check

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me: check with LORNA

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john: ok

I'll check with Lorna, my walking diary

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me: indeed

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john: I've sent a request to Lorna for information regarding my freedom on Friday evening

She'll get back to me asap with updates

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me: ace

she's a good woman

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john: She certainly is

I played chess last night and got home late

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me: when you're married, do you tell eachother everyday that you love eachother? or do you sometimes forget?
but chess is monday!

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john: Chess is Tuesday

And I always tell Lorna I love her

usually more than once a day

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me: hurrah

i bet you do actually, i can kind of see that

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john: She's so lovely I can't help it

I have a meeting with Gobbs in a couple of minutes but then I'll be back

Gibbs not Gobbs

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me: k

gobbs would be funny

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john: See you soon

I'll let you know what Lorna says

bye

xxx

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me: x

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