one morning a couple of months back....me, first thing in the morning, before work, onto your friend and mine in japan......this is pre-coffee, remember....

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Date: Thu, May 8, 2008 at 8:19 AM
Subject: Chat with dan

dan: do you ever leave the house?

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me: haha
morning daniel

how are you? what's happening? what do you know?

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dan: what do I know about what?

Are you pregnant!?

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me: hey??!

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dan: what do I know about what?

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me: just, you know...a question! ? what's the news?

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dan: WHAT NEWS!!!?

are you getting married?

Oh I do enjoy this... I imagine it's just as much fun for you also

_____me: dan, imagine away my friend all i'm asking you is - what is YOUR NEWS? the breaking news is clearly that you are in imbacile!!!

hahaha_____dan: you've been misinformed______________________________________________________________