size matters..

three things over the last week concerning size, that i have laughed at or otherwise enjoyed alot alot
1 - the optician lady, while examining my eyes (for my new super amazing contact lenses, to be ready shortly - woo and yay..) suddenly enquired -have you always had such enormous eyes..?!- to which i mumbled a yes, thinking she must surely be taking the mick because everyone knows that everyone's eyes are all the same size....or so i thought! turns out mine are officially half a whole millimetre wider in diameter than your average peeper..! who knew..
2 - on speaking to chloe for ages on the phone last night, which was delightful, as soon as i informed her of my new WW allegiance, she exclaimed -but what about your lovely jubblies, you're not going to lose those as well, are you!?- i laughed alot alot, and then later grew in my increasing anxiety that in all my dietary piety, i may about to lose some of my greatest assets..
3 - i bought a skirt yesterday (mt, about a £1..!) and got it home only to find that i have already, yes, already lost a dress size. glory be.